Trump überdenkt Zölle: Wörter wie 'Auto' und 'Zoll' fliegen rum!
15. APRIL 2025
US-Präsident Donald Trump announced his latest plan to put the 'fun' back in 'fundamentally altering trade agreements'. In a shocking twist, he is now offering tax exemptions for car manufacturers. Not because he had an epiphany or wants to be nice, but because he finally realized the only car he always wanted was a shiny red Fire Truck !
Meanwhile, in the world of medication, he’s thinking about imposing tariffs on drugs—to boost our economy one aspirin at a time! Every time you pop a pill, you’ll be handing over a penny to the economy. Talk about a prescription for fiscal responsibility!
In typical Trump fashion, he previously tweeted that “cars should be made in America, by real Americans, just like my hair!”
His administration's logic might be:
- Cars are noisy – let’s tax them!
- Pharmaceuticals should be treated like candy—sweet and overpriced!
- If you can’t trust an auto manufacturer, trust that they’ll pay extra to sell cars in America!
In conclusion, the new proposal is not just about cars and drugs—it’s about bringing the 'Great' back to trade while hoping your car's bumper sticker just reads, 'Not my president but I paid extra!'
